Best Jokes to Tell Kids

What are the Best Jokes to Tell our Kids? We all like a good joke every now and again. Kids love to tell them as well. We just have to watch what we say and talk about in front of our children though, if they hear you say a joke to another adult they may think it is ok to tell it to their friends, but it is an inappropriate joke they will be in a lot of trouble at school or where ever they may be. This page will help you tell the proper joke to children or around them so they will not get into trouble and can have their friends enjoy them as well.

My List of Best Jokes to Tell Kids

1) What is the most musical pet? A Trum pet
2) What kind of pet lays around all day? A Car pet
3) Why did the traffic light turn red? It was embarrassed that it had to change in front of every one
4) What does a cat like to eat on a hot summer day? A mice cream cone
5) Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him
6) What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? Winnie the” phew”
7) Why are chefs hard to like? Because they beat eggs, whip cream and mash potatoes
8) Why do toadstools grow so close together? They don’t need mushroom
9) What is the last thing you take off before bed? Your feet off the floor
10) Why does peter pan always fly? Because he can Neverland.
11) What do you call an old snow man? Water!
12) What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snow man? Frost bite
13) Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing
14) What did the water say to the boat? Nothing it just waved
15) What did the spider do to the computer? It made a website.
16) What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese
17) Why did the computer squeak? Some one stepped on its mouse
18) What would you call 2 banana skins? A pair of slippers
19) Why did the picture go to jail? It got framed
20) Have you heard the joke about butter? I better not tell you it might spread.

Your Best Jokes For Kids, Best Jokes For Children

Know any really great jokes for kids? We’d love to see the list grow and we’ll stop by and update it as we find or maybe even dream up some more of the best jokes to tell your kids. So if you have a joke you think would be great to add to the list, drop us a line below!